In the last few days I’ve caught the online poker bug - playing online and seeing how quick I can lose money to a complete stranger. So far I’ve been pretty successful, only this morning managing to lose over 50 bucks in little over 2 hours. Which leads me to that oft visited phrase of mine: Jeez fucking why, what the fuck am I thinking?
See I’m not that bright at times, and it dawned on me just after yet another embarrassingly dismal display of card bluntness that for a damn sight less, I could have gotten myself a guaranteed fuck or five of the sexual nature, rather than being ‘virtually ass banged’ by the likes of Dave ‘The Cheat’ Finlay and Roberto ‘Aces Up My Sleeve’ Escobas.
With a prostitute? Nope. With some horny housewife who’s husband either doesn’t know or doesn’t care that his better half yearns after as much cock as she can get, and goes off to find similarly sexually open people who congregate in one place? Yep, that’d be it. Check out some of the randy bitches who own and run The Ultimate Guaranteed Fuck Site. Run exclusively by married woman who need more than they currently get, these are a few comments from the female members:
“I’m no nympho, just an ordinary housewife who loves to fuck”
“I don’t know if I’m normal for a 42 year old married woman to get off 4-5 times a day, I just can’t control myself”
“After a week of cleaning up after my husband and kids, I need just one thing, a good hard dick!”
Do yourself a favor and don’t be like me. Fuck poker, and check out Sex Affair and fucking poke her!
