In the last few days I’ve caught the online poker bug - playing online and seeing how quick I can lose money to a complete stranger. So far I’ve been pretty successful, only this morning managing to lose over 50 bucks in little over 2 hours. Which leads me to that oft visited phrase of mine: Jeez fucking why, what the fuck am I thinking?

See I’m not that bright at times, and it dawned on me just after yet another embarrassingly dismal display of card bluntness that for a damn sight less, I could have gotten myself a guaranteed fuck or five of the sexual nature, rather than being ‘virtually ass banged’ by the likes of Dave ‘The Cheat’ Finlay and Roberto ‘Aces Up My Sleeve’ Escobas.

With a prostitute? Nope. With some horny housewife who’s husband either doesn’t know or doesn’t care that his better half yearns after as much cock as she can get, and goes off to find similarly sexually open people who congregate in one place? Yep, that’d be it. Check out some of the randy bitches who own and run The Ultimate Guaranteed Fuck Site. Run exclusively by married woman who need more than they currently get, these are a few comments from the female members:

“I’m no nympho, just an ordinary housewife who loves to fuck”

“I don’t know if I’m normal for a 42 year old married woman to get off 4-5 times a day, I just can’t control myself”

“After a week of cleaning up after my husband and kids, I need just one thing, a good hard dick!”

Do yourself a favor and don’t be like me. Fuck poker, and check out Sex Affair and fucking poke her!

I told you I’d get around to writing a review of Urban Perversions and I have. This hard fuck suburban slut-fest is a monster sized piece of heavy duty porn, and you can read more about it on the page I’ve put together Here.

Slut wife lovers this one’s for you… In case you haven’t heard of her (call yourself a slut wife lover????) the exceedingly rude Naughty Allie is a kinky little minx that loves to taste the parts that gro of guys other than her husband, as well as savoring the delights of her girlfriends sweet pussies. The hot blonde on the left is slut wife Allie:

…and for an example of what she puts up on her site here’s a nice filthy entry from this real life swinger housewife:
“Let me start out by saying, I had the hottest fucking threesome a few weeks ago when I got together with my girlfriend Brandi and her husband Michael. We literally spent the entire night fucking until we just couldn’t fuck anymore. This is definitely one hell of a pussy eating, cock sucking, cunt pounding, cum swallowing extravaganza that you won’t soon forget. This hard bodied swinger housewife is the definition of “fuck machine”. Wait until you see the two of us tag teaming her hubby until he shoots his sticky load…..”

Niiiice, and here’s a screenshot from the movie that accompanies that little session:

Want more? OK well I’m not allowed to put the full sized pics on this page due to licensing technicalities, but…. I do have permission to put up these preview images, clicking any one of them will take you to Allie’s Homepage where you can see the full sized versions.

This hot wife is a total slut and she really does get off on guys watching and wanking off to her, she even goes on cam and gives live sex shows whenever she is feeling horny, and believe me this babe is horny all the fucking time! Check out the freebies she gives up on her slut wife site and make sure you have a box of tissues handy, you’re gonna need ‘em….

Kinky sex goings on where jealousy is kicked out the door as husbands invite guys to ‘fuck my wife’

Katie had always fancied the idea of fucking another man’s cock while her husband watched, and after discussion wuth Odin they decided to make that fantasy a reality. To add some extra spice they got the guys at Sharing My Wife to film the proceedings, as Katie is a self confessed exhibitionist and gets off on people watching her suck cock and ride like a cowgirl. With a body like hers it’s pretty easy to see why she likes to show it off

Check out the free sample pics and see how this wife gets fucked (reduced in size from what I have seen of the members area) by clicking the thumbnail or by visiting Fuck My Wife