So there I am sitting at my local bar when all of a sudden the door swings open with a bang and a dude hurries to the bar looking kinda flustered. Orders 18 double whiskies, and tells the bartender to line ‘em all up on the bar. This piques my curiosity so I’m listening to the bartender saying how he cant serve him 18 doubles, it’s not ’safe’. Offers to pour him 5 doubles, which the guy accepts. They’re all lined up on the bar and this guy necks every one of them, straight in a row, and says ‘Jeez I needed that.’ Barman gives a wry look and says ‘Special occasion?’ and the response - ‘Yeah, kinda… my first blow job today.’ With that my buddy the barman offers to buy him another double, saying it’s a milestone in your life, lemme buy you another, yadda yadda yadda. The guy says ‘Sure, I could use another, those five haven’t got rid of the taste yet.’

Not strictly a true story, but kinda funny I thought. Sick, but funny. Anyway, I know you didn’t come here for my shitty jokes, so let me steer you in the direction of some pretty cool galleries of a few babes doing the suck thing and almost choking on the lengths being crammed into their pretty mouths. Here’s the line up, go knock yourself (or one) out

Deepthroat Movies #1
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Cfnm Pics today with a gallery of two clothed females and a black guy, where they pull out his massive cock and take turns feeding it into each others mouths and generally having a good gawp and feel up.

A second gallery of these cfnm pics shows a clothed female in nice seamed stockings and a pair of stiletto heels staying fully (though damn sexily) dressed as she worships a guys exposed erect cock. Click the pic for more, or the link here: Cfnm Pics

Enjoy

Whoa! You know how women are always making out they’re just as filthy as us guys when they get together? Well it’s true! Cheaters Uncovered shows genuine footage from various bachelorette parties in the US, UK, and Europe which are not what you might expect.

Gone are the days of the male stripper merely removing his underwear only to reveal a thong, these guys show the lot, and in an added twist, get the all female audince to perform handjobs and blowjobs on them. The usually drunken crowd of women, most of whom don’t know the other groups of ladies present seem to thrive on the cameras being there, and go all out in an effort to be the most shocking there. Take the lady above. Clearly wearing a wedding ring, she has no qualms about sucking some dude’s cock in a room full of strangers. Problem is, she probably doesn’t realise that when she makes the guy cum in her mouth, the pics of that are going to end up on This Page!

So, if your wife or girlfriend has ever gone out for a ‘night with the girls’, she may very well have ended up with a strippers cock in her hand or stuffed in her pretty little mouth See if you recognize anyone you know behaving like a total slut because they thought us guys would never see on the movie page… Housewives sucking strippers - who’d have thunk it?

Live Sex Shows. As great as all porn is, there’s something just a bit extra special about watching some chick perform in live sex shows, whether it’s a slow strip, a frantic plunging of her pussy with a fat sex toy, finger fucking her friend for you, having sex or gobbling off a guy there and then while you watch, or sticking a toy right in her asshole. With the demise of yahoo cams, not to mention the whole fucking around trying to get some slut to put on a live sex show while you watch her, or get her to watch you stroke one out while she flicks the bean, a whole new set of sites have cropped up to fill the void where horny men and women can go for some no strings on-cam live sex shows.

The perfect date - everyone knows why they are there, the babes get off on being watched, and they sure as hell want to see what they are doing to you, although they don’t insist on you having a cam yourself to join the fun. Where am I talking about? Here it is: I’m Live Sex Shows

Now, what’s good about this live sex shows site is that there are certain rooms you can go to, that will match you up with the particular type of girl you prefer, so say your favorite type of girl is busty, you’d go to the Curvy Cams - if you like big tits but you like ‘em on a big woman, then you’d want the BBW Cams.

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Here’s a quick jump to the different categories they have - text chat is free, as far as I can remember you don’t even have to register for that, although it’s been quite a while I’ve been using this site, so I may be mistaken there - either way registration I know for a fact is free, and if you aren’t comfortable using your normal email address just set up a hotmail email account.

OK, enough with my chat, just remember the simple tips - free registration, $6 worth of live sex show cam time free, and be polite - nothing is guaranteed to put off a willing chick faster than rudeness. Play the game and you’ll get to see a shitload more live pussy Here’s a list of all the available rooms, with the discount code already built into the links. I know you’ll have a fucking great time, as I say, everyone is there for the same thing so no need to beat around the bush, just tell them what you want and if they like it too you’re in

Live Sex Shows - The Rooms:

Teens (18 & 19 Years Old)
20 - 24 Years Old
25 - 29 Years Old
30 - 29 Years Old
Mature
Petite
Slender
Curvy
Healthy
BBW
Caucasian
Black
Hispanic
Asian
Small Bust
Medium Bust
Big Bust
Huge Bust
Black Hair
Brown Hair
Blonde Hair
Red Hair
Threesome (Group)
Couples - Girl & Guy
Lesbians (Watch Girl on Girl)
Fetish - Anything Goes
Girls With Sinulators

And if you can’t find a girl in that lot to play with, you’re beyond my help! One last tip - text chat with the girl you like first and make sure she is up for what you have in mind to save your airtime - $6 is free, but why use it to find out - use the free text chat for that part